new beer! Werewolves Not Swearwolves (Brown Ale)

"What are we? We're werewolves, not swearwolves."

~ What We Do In The Shadows (2014)

Brewed under a blood moon at the haunted Painted Lady Bed & Brew, this brown ale prowls the night with rich caramel malts, hints of roasted cocoa, and just enough bite to keep things interesting. Inspired by the gentlemanly beasts of What We Do in the Shadows, it’s a beer for those who can embrace the darkness; bold enough to satisfy your inner beast, but refined enough to remind you: we’re werewolves, not swearwolves.

Premiering at Scary Movie Bingo on Friday, August 29th, 2025.