...Marry Christian Slater, and Die (Hibiscus Cream Ale)

We are excited to release our newest beer alongside Scary Movie Bingo on Saturday, May 3rd!

"All I want to do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die."

~Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)

This one's for the girls who slay. Named after one of the most iconic lines from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992), ‘Marry Christian Slater, and Die’ is our hibiscus cream ale brewed in honor of high school halls, mall culture, and vampire dust. With a soft pink hue and floral aroma, this beer balances bright hibiscus tang with the smooth, almost dreamy sweetness of a classic cream ale—like prom night spiked with holy water.

Whether you're training with Merrick or just dodging vampires under the gym bleachers, this brew is your go-to companion. Because sometimes destiny sucks—but your beer doesn’t have to.